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"The black guy called. He said 'Hi.' I like how he did it. My man was a black cat with mannerisms up in your grille, god… I mean, he was good. Uh." (Bucky, calling home to his father, while at a Royals baseball game. Kansas City, MO, Summer 1998.) |
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"Just like biscuits... Just like grandma used to make... Fresh out of the oven..." (Jim Overby, while receiving oral sex from his family's Golden Retriever, Buddy. Torrance, CA, Spring 2000.) |
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"Dude, where's my car?" (Alan Pendleton, finance manager at First Georgia Bank, after rippin' a couple with the boys in the mailroom. Atlanta, GA, Fall 1996.) |
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"Miktahb! Riktash ehtbab rahook mik bashka! Nehab termah nehad!" ( Ikbash Khomahkani, rocking out at a show featuring Death Cab for Cutie, Unwound, and Sweep the Leg Johnny. Minneapolis, MN, Winter, 1999.) |
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"Now how did this happen? Butterflies? I don't understand…. Heh, I must say, I like your Muzak very much. Cough. Mmm. Are you from Easton? No. Oh. Ahem. Sniff. Things changed since we came out, there's some shit in New York!" (Unidentified old man, to attractive early-30s jogger in elevator. NYC, Spring 1986.) |
